You’ve finished the last column. You’ll have to wait a day or two for the next one.
do you fear missing out?
I don’t have a mailing list or sign-ups, and this isn’t an engagement-driven social media account so there’s nothing to push new columns (and ads) in your face. There are ways to keep up, though…
(1) catch up with twoprops manually
Find everything you missed by navigating to twoprops.net and clicking on the newest (topmost) column. Read it and delight in its entertaining wisdom. When you have recovered from its awesomeness, just click the
”← previous”
link at the bottom of the page to get to the, uh, previous column. Repeat until you reach a column you’ve already read.
(2) subscribe using RSS
RSS is a great privacy-respecting tool for following content on the ‘net. You’ll need an RSS reader; I use the Feeder app on my GrapheneOS (Android-like) phone. It’s free and open source, and keeps all information locally on your phone. There’s no account, no signup, and no charge.
There are many other ways to read RSS feeds. Wired reviewed some RSS readers in 2024. I’ve used Feedbin and liked it, but it’s centralized and requires a paid subscription. I believe the Vivaldi web browser has a built-in RSS reader. The desktop versions of the Thunderbird email app support RSS.
Once you have a reader in place, you can just enter twoprops.net for the RSS address and it should find this feed. Try it for other web sites you’d like to follow — you’ll likely find that most of them (except the big eyeball-grubbing sites like Facebook and X) support RSS and will give you a privacy-respecting way to keep up. Thunderbird and probably some others aren’t so good at discovery. For those you might have to enter the whole RSS link:
https://twoprops.net/index.xml
(3) get twoprops.net via email
You can get twoprops.net in your email inbox, but you have to create an account on an RSS to email service and use that.
(4) follow twoprops on Mastodon or Bluesky
My Mastodon account @twoprops@defcon.social syndicates this site. Whenever I post here, a link and brief description will be sent to those who subscribe on Mastodon. Fedi.tips has some great introductions to Mastodon and the Fediverse if you’re not already connected there. There’s even a three minute introductory video if that’s your jam.
I recently (May 2026) bridged my Mastodon account to Bluesky. If you’re a Bluesky kind of person, you can follow twoprops.net on Bluesky at @twoprops.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy — I don’t use Bluesky, so if the bridge is doing something weird please let me know so I can try to get it fixed.
(5) read random columns
Why be methodical? You can visit twoprops.net/random and get a random page. At the bottom of every page, there’s a “random” link between the ”← previous” and “next →” links. You can visit random pages all day, or at least until boredom forces you to do something productive.