screenshot of the logo for the Onion

I subscribe to the Onion, a satirical newspaper. I often find myself reading an article immediately after ingesting a page of Onion headlines, and my brain is primed to accept the absurd and it takes a minute to shift gears and realize I’m consuming serious news. So it was that I was defenseless when I followed a reading of headlines from the Onion with this article from my very favorite news organization, 404 Media:

screenshot of a headline from 404 Media reading "RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum"

Sadly, the 404 article wasn’t parody or satire. Ugh.

—2p

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